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ancestry.com 

The top dating site of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, West Virginia, Georgia, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Texas, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, Maine, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Florida, New Jersey, Ohio, Missouri, Utah, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, Iowa, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Alaska
Oh yeah, I hit my cousin up on ancestry.com last night.

Ancestry.com nerd 

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

Ancestory.com 

A dating website for rednecks to find out which cousin to fuck next
Person 1- You should go on a dating website and find someone besides your sister
Redneck- okay, I'll go on Ancestory.com!
Person 1- why?
Redneck- to fuck my other relatives besides my sister
Person 1- why do I still hang out with you..