Thotmas

The day that all the thots gather together and perform a satanic ritual at Starbucks Coffee. The pumpkin spice latte is like an a strengthening elixir to the thots, avoid giving them $4.25 at all costs.

This is a national emergency. The bitches have all gathered on a day the media calls Thotmas, but is also called judgement day by some. Stay home at all costs and throw out all Starbucks coffee or gift cards. The U.S.A is in a state of national emergency.

Thotmas by PattyFlipper April 20, 2018

Thotmas

Tomas Chang is a thicc man living in Taipei, Taiwn. He has a strong affection towards young human beings, especially those below the age of 14. The lower the age the better. Recently he has been suffering from a cheeky financial crisis and is willing to do whatever it takes to earn money. Whether it be sucking another man's dick, drinking cum, and so forth. He claims that his friends truly push him to his full potential by continuously offering him challenges in life. Due to his friends, he may face the challenge of drinking one's ejaculation on Thursday although he currently claims he will not be doing that since he is stAcked. He finds this quite hot mainly because he is a lonely fuck. He is easy to spot because he looks like a gorilla. If you want to find him, he is his house crying because he's also a sad fuck. I hope you die thotmas but ily

Is that her??
Yea!! She's the sister of Thotmas!
Wow she is so cute

Thotmas by Whatareyoulookingatthotmas January 29, 2019

thotmas

ma gay person who loves denying it even though he knows it’s true.

Thotmas is so gay.

thotmas by bigppgirl April 18, 2019

thotmas

The reason why Craig can’t fucking sleep at night
His wife is confused of her own identity and his son is the definition of gay itself

The only person normal in his life is his daughter but she decided she’d rather be Granny Norma than herself

Thotmas is fucking tragic

thotmas by Gay boy Twok April 10, 2018

Thomas Gros Cul 

An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.

"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."

"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*

Thomas Gros Cul by thomass_is_fart August 13, 2020

Thomas Brodie Sangster 

He is the best actor known to man and HE IS BEAUTIFUL. He is mainly known for his role as the beloved Newt in the Maze Runner, along with Dylan O'Brien and others. Of course a real fan would know that he has been in many other movies such as: Nanny McPhee, Nowhere Boy, Game of Thrones, Love Actually, Death of a Hero, OBVIOUSLY Phineas and Ferb and many more. He is British and his birthday is: May 16th 1990. His Dad is Mark Sangster and his mother is Tasha Bertram, he also has a sister named Ava. His 2nd cousin, once removed is Hugh Grant.

Peasant: Who is the guy who plays Newt in The Maze Runner?

Awesome Person: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ITS THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER!

Thomas Brodie Sangster by Donut girl :) April 5, 2015

Thomas gros cul 

A man who has a huge sexy ass and every woman wants him because of that

Thomas gros cul, that ass looks good
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size

Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass

Thomas gros cul by Madame Renaud August 13, 2020