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wombadger 

A hybrid cross between a badger (female) and a wombat (male).
The offspring have four legs and are quite short and stout. They dig burrows and can live anywhere that has food. They eat small rodents, maybe weasels. They have short but flat noses and have two small ears. They are black in colour with white markings on their faces. Not to be confused with a womblebadger which sometimes wears a tartan outfit and lives on Wimbledon Common.
"Oh god look at that badger!"
"Noo! That's a wombadger, a hybrid cross!"
"So a womble and a badger?"
"No! A wombat and a badger! Voila, a WOMBADGER!"
wombadger by Tatie Shploud April 27, 2009
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wogbasher 

Australian slang word used for any long, solid object intended for use as a weapon and concealed under the clothes or in a car. "Wogbashers" are usually trolley poles, steel bars or wooden clubs.
"I dont care if these c*nts wanna start sh*t, I got my wogbasher"
wogbasher by chuzzwozza March 30, 2008

Wombached 

the act of getting completely dominated, destroyed, or scored on at will. Named for Abby Wombach of the US Women's soccer team.
"Japan got Wombached in that game last night."

"I got into a fight earlier"
"Did you kick his ass?"
"Bro, I Wombached that sumbitch."
Wombached by Antonio the Wombat August 9, 2012
n. Delicious coating for making deep-fried koala even tastier. Much loved in finer Perth eateries.

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Where’s my wombatter Shiela? Streuth- covered emu dumps! Don’t tell me you’ve only gone and fed it to your bloody sugar glider when the abos are already on their way over for a proper dinkle!
wombatter by gnostic3 February 15, 2021