Momentise

Live in the moment

I have a rain day today so I'm going to momentise on the one and see what happens.

Momentise by G Morwong April 18, 2019

Nigga Moments 

NIG·GA MO·MENTS : - noun

Perpetual conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

However, "niggas" can also create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bond is called Nigga Synthesis. Nigga Synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things. BUT when a Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis collides, you result in = COMPLETE DISASTER. Remember this equation, you'll need it later,Nigga.

Nigga Moments
2 Niggas involved.

Nigga 1 bumps into Nigga 2:

Nigga 1: "Watch where you walkin' nigga"
Nigga 2: "Ay, wutchu say nigga?

And a Nigga Moment is born.

Nigga Moments by A random Nigga March 7, 2014

family guy funny moments 

a simple ironic meme turned into a phenomenon. the origin story is that there are a ton of low-quality youtube channels that simply post clips from family guy tagged as funny moments. the comments on these videos are inhuman gibberish written by small children, thus causing a meme to be born involving incoherent praise for peter griffin, low quality heavily filtered images, and other facebook-esque garbage including "LIKE FOR A FREE IPHONE 7"

the meme is well known because it has lasted for a very, very long time,much longer than any ironic meme to date.

FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS #246: VERY VERY FUNNY WATCH NOW

family guy funny moments by just a prank, bro! March 26, 2017

top ten bruh moments 

A top ten bruh moment is not an ordinary bruh moment, but one of the top ten, as the name suggests. When one says this phrase in reaction to an incredibly sigh-worthy or devastating moment, they are implying that it is a top ten bruh moment. However, it can simply just be dropped into conversation as a response to anything, just to be annoying and cringy.

Person 1: I lost my elytra and it despawned!

Person 2: Top ten bruh moments.

top ten bruh moments by HolySnurch4Life March 19, 2019

Momenti

Momenti means to Relax, take it easy, not to worry.

From the anime Digimon; season 3. Terriermon says Momenti when there is a problem.

Momenti by Wrennie November 15, 2007

Stolen moments 

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.

Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments

Stolen moments by Babe01! June 15, 2017

Kayla Moments 

‘Kayla Moments’ are unbelievably dumb or stupid moments where one asks unintelligent questions whilst having a mental blank. These can be common in daily lives.

Kayla moments
E.g Do birds lay eggs? Do strawberries grow on trees? Do sea containers hold fishes?

Kayla Moments by Kayla Moment Creator March 24, 2019