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standzee 

Someone who prefers to stand all the time, because sitting down makes their butt hurt and lying down makes them look like the prefer to sleep other than doing anything else. It also involves generating more discomfort for the feet and tends to make people think they achieve something great, but eventually they just fall over as an ultimate avhievement.
Standzee is not for me, coz my feet cramps and i get tired.
Marie's job sucks balls straight through the ass. They make her standzee while working, so she's half dead when she gets home. She's more of a layzee or a sitzee than a stanzee, you know.
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Standees 

Stupid word made up by London Transport
Seating Capacity: 34
Standees: 8
Standees by Ken Foster June 30, 2006

standlee 

Standlee not Stanley because that would be a disgrace to America's most reliable, innovative, and quality tools. Stanley tools have a reputation for excellence and dedication for continuum testing, designing and improving products to ensure quality and maximum functions. Shout out to Stanley!

But those working construction knows that there is always that one Standlee, who just stands around doing nothing.
Easy money today, huh Standlee?

Standlee, you faka pass me da shovel!
standlee by livehilivealoha October 6, 2016

standeed 

I standeed just now

Designated Standee 

Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.
The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.