schlockdown 

How to pronounce ‘lockdown’ after drinking heavily to overcome the boredom of lockdown.

“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”

schlockdown by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schlockdown 

Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.

Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”

schlockdown by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schmackdown 

an interjection. to express the feeling of beatin somebody's ass:)

mmmSCHMACKDOWN!hmm

schmackdown by stinky pete! June 19, 2003

schmuckdown 

A competition of idiots.

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!

schmuckdown by Fungledor September 3, 2016