scotty no 

When you get out the shower you are so tired from a days work you take a nap on the sofa ,then you wake to find your faithful pet highland terrior licking your privates and you instantly bellow to him "scotty no"

SCOTTY NO !!!!

scotty no by Cricklewoodssifbfb July 23, 2016

Scotty-no-trains 

Someone who is great at counting and is smart, but has no trains in Mexican dominoes.

"Oh no, Scott can't play. He has no trains. Looks like this guy is a Scotty-no-trains amiright"

Scotty-no-trains by Sofa King Nastie June 5, 2020

shotty no chal 

Calling the front seat of your friends car (shotty) and no one can try to challenge you on it (no chal.) You can only use this rule when you can actually see the car.

Me: SHOTTY NO CHAL!
You: Ah, fuck.
Me: Haha sucker

shotty no chal by katieiscool? January 22, 2009

shotty no jotty 

slang for saying "Shotgun no Joust", which means to call the front passenger seat in a car

I got shotty no jotty!

shotty no jotty by P-Bau November 6, 2006

shotty no blitz 

After in sight of the vehicle one can yell shotty no blitz, however if they do not say "no blitz" at the end of the sentence any other person around can say blitz and the front seat automatically becomes theirs.

boy1. HEY i got shotty
boy2. BLITZ, you didnt call no blitz
boy1. so i still called shotty
boy3. nah man u didnt call no blitz
boy1. oo shit
boy2. you dumbfuck should have said shotty no blitz

shotty no blitz by Brandon Earnhardt July 30, 2008

how bout no scott 

used when somebody is being exceptionally stupid.

scott: yo, ya mum
jon: how bout no scott

how bout no scott by Jester October 28, 2003

scott norwood 

a man that could have made all of us buffalo bills fans dream come true but just blew it for all of us like always

Scott Norwood lines up for the 47-yard field goal its 20-19 this looks like a superbowl win for the buffalo bills....the kick is up...WIDE RIGHT WIDE RIGHT WIDE RIGHT BILLS LOSE IN DRAMATAC FASHIONlike always

scott norwood by vaughn dautruche November 6, 2007