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To feel sick. To have a cold that was passed on to your weakened immune system because of too many nights spent out partying and too many early morning trying to get up to live your real life after said partying. Too feel smooshy inside when you should be feeling legit.
Dude Jeff totally gave me his cold, and now I feel really squeemy. I'm going to bed early tonight.
Squeemy by santaclausesnowflake October 8, 2009
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A term for a man who likes to take large amounts of items in the anus (likes fingers, cocks, toys, etc.)
John: Hey, y'know Kevin?
Marcus: Kevin J.?
John: Yeah, him. I heard he's a squeemy boy.
Squeemy by Idon'tknowanymore December 22, 2022
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A greasy feeling in the anus. Associated with the sensation that you need to wipe your ass. But no matter how much you wipe the sensation still remains.
Damn... I've got the squeemy's so bad I've wiped my ass a hundred times and it still feels wet and greasy!
Squeemy by Cowtown Slim August 19, 2009

Squeezy Hand 

When shaking hands with someone and one person exerts extreme pressure in efforts to establish dominance as the "Alpha" person.
"He gave me the squeezy hand to let me know he was the the boss".
Squeezy Hand by MrFritz August 20, 2013

easy peasy lemon squeezy 

slang phrase (from an old British detergent commercial) used to express that something was quickly and easily done.
easy peasy lemon squeezy by nick_f November 4, 2009

Easy peasy lemon squeezy 

When an event or an action is uncommonly unchallenging to execute or to obtain.
When I found the tools, fixing the bike was easy peasy lemon squeezy
That feeling you get when you watch something adorable and heartwarming at the same time. Amalgamation of squee plus weepy.
"Did you see that viral video of the guy who put together a flash mob marriage proposal to his partner? It made me squeepy!"
squeepy by Munknasty December 15, 2015