Eileening 

To smell like semen and shit, or generally smell like cancer. Also, they most commonly have receding fucking big fuck off hairlines, bathe in hot sticky Roy cum and deserve to pass THE FUCK away.

Fuck your niggery cunt eileening mum.

Eileening by -Gomibako- February 17, 2019

Mileening 

The act of being extremely, awkwardly adorable with your crush or significant other.

Michael and Eileen were absolutely Mileening at the school festival over the weekend.

Mileening by Fua March 25, 2013

aileening 

To become flustered and quickly flee from an altercation.

"Why do you always leave when I try to say hi?"
"I'm aileening you, take a hint"

aileening by Dave80 November 6, 2017

esleeping

When you're edating someone and you fall asleep in a voicechat together. Usually involves moaning and/or sexual talk with your dose of simping

Guy 1: What are those two doing in a VC together?
Guy 2: Esleeping.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: He's getting her to moan for him to wake him up. What a pedo.

esleeping by DreamRocket February 17, 2021

epeening 

The blatant act of telling everyone, showing off or bragging about how big your epeen is. Most common in online games when someone links or describes a bit of loot they have just obtained which is then immediately followed by someone then linking or describing more and better loot they obtained weeks before and hadn't stopped bragging about.

John: look what i just got <Decent Peice of Epic Loot>
Doe: <Uber Epic loot><More Uber epic loot><Even more Uber epic loot><EVEN MORE Uber epic loot>
John:enuff with the epeening mmmkay?

epeening by GlycerineOxide December 15, 2010

eileenism 

the act of drinking too much and complaining about unfit men

That girl is heavy into eileenism

eileenism by no one May 13, 2005

nine-elevening 

stealing somthing from another person with intent to cause damage to them. or high jacking somthing that doesnt belong to you. like the taleban took planes that where not theres to do bad things with it.

hey dude someone is nine-elevening your stuff.

nine-elevening by bkwiatv1 March 6, 2008