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Guy#1- Man that girl is smokin hot.
Guy#2- I'd Condone that.
condone by talking_goat April 8, 2009
a word most people spell as "condom" in their mind.
condone
Condone by WrapCrap February 1, 2019
Why, yes, Michael. You're exactly right! The cam girl thing does not sound like something I condone. And I don't! It violates rule #1 (Never give anyone any money)! We know this!

Hym "And the funniest part about the whole thing is that what everyone is mad about is NOT the blatant and public exploitation of the people for which he purports to advocate... It's NOT the pyramid scheme... It's saying mean things about women! Regardless of whether or not it's true. What did I tell you!?
If you point a camera at your face and tell men to work hard, people will just throw money at you by the handful! Ha! Deliciously evil! And, with that, he has proven me right once again (which I DO condone)! And the sex trafficking charge is full of shit because throw women went there of their own volition, exploited sad lonely men, and didn't have any problem with it until he went public and made them look like horrible exploitative pieces of shit!"

Sloots "But Hym! I'm just a wittle gurl... I don't have personal agency and Dr. JeepJorp says that I can't be a piece of shit unless I'm being manipulated by a big mean man 🥺 He used the lover boy method to lure me. I can't be responsible for my own behavior because I'm barely sentient. It was the lover-boy method guys! Really it twas! I would never use suicidal men to enrich myself! It's HIS fault I'm a piece of shit!"

Hym "Nah bitch. You literally didn't have anything to say about it until he made you look like a sloot. But, hey, at least he can punch good! Right Joe? Your daughters love him for (literally) parroting shit that I've been saying for years and HE would have had them shaking their tits on camera for some fat, balding, sad, pathetic sack of shit while he nutted all over his keyboard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!"
Condone by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
You don't need to condone Israel's response to NOT be an Anti-Semite.
Hym "I'm not really in a position to condone or condemn anything but YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN that when I found out what the relationship between Israel and Palestine was like what my response would be. What did you expect? What did you expect to happen there? 'Well they'll just accept subjugation indefinitely and live in squalor! They'd never rape our women and kill our children! What motive could the possibility hav- Oh! Right... The subjugation...' Fucking idiots. Stop trying to subjugate people fuck-face. I TOLD YOU that THAT is how THAT works! I said it 7 fucking years ago and nobody wants to listen. Dumb. You guys are dumb."
Condone by Hym Iam October 16, 2023

Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.