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oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
Obongowo is an Ibibio word used to address an older adult male. It literally means a respectable man.
Obongowo, please forgive my reckless decision.
obongowo by Naya_Wonderama May 4, 2019

oblongular

The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.
"The patio is oblongular"
oblongular by carldr April 6, 2005

Barack Obonga 

Liberal, and popular with young pot smoking voters of america, it is a cunning nickname given to marijuana paraphernalia aka a bong.

Some people may refer to this as the official bong of the Democratic National Party.

This nickname was actually concocted in the vast emptiness of the Canadian plains.
Yo Kaff!!! Lets light up Barack Obonga!!
Barack Obonga by Vladashenko October 20, 2008

Medulla oblongata 

The medulla oblongata is the lower portion of the brainstem. It deals with autonomic functions, such as breathing and blood pressure. The cardiac center is the part of the medulla oblongata responsible for controlling the heart rate.
He has a tumor near his medulla oblongata.
Medulla oblongata by Javlin March 11, 2009

the oblongs

A pretty good cartoon not unlike South Park. it is was what we would compare to family guy and american dad. it was about a family hit with toxic waste. very funny but was cancelled years ago
the oblongs makes my mouth do a smiley face
the oblongs by skylarskank June 26, 2008