Guelleschiss is the extremely squishy and smelly result that you get upon having a dump after an afternoon full of alcohol and mexican food. It's something you can't hold but can't dump out neither.

Damn, what the ... is burning in my eyes? Are the wallpapers coming down? Damn it, did you do a guelleschiss?

guelleschiss by WOS November 28, 2005

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gurlce

badass group of chicks that have a multi-cultural backgrounds and go streaking through the streets of suburbia...beware

"dude i walked outside and there were a bunch of gurlce running down the street, i jizzed a little bit."

gurlce by merdog July 18, 2009

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Gulce

A Gulce is a nice, funny person. Gulce's are often very attractive, and they may be into anything dark. They aren't like the 'other' girls. However, never anger a Gulce, or things might be lost forever

A Gulce is ranting about MGMT

Gulce by Tristan2000 May 23, 2021

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Gülçe

A girl or women who becomes instantly everything you've ever desired or hoped to find. She's got it all! She's Talented, optimistic, Gorgeous, Thoughtful, full of laughter, a smile that makes you fall for her every time, and a Women Way Beyond her Years! She's got a huge beating heart that only gives and never takes! She IS THE ONE! Any guy would be proud to take home to Mom! She will never lie, cheat, or steal. She's spontaneous, charismatic, and an exceptional Student in her school! She is one of the prettiest girls in her school, in her state, and in her country. If you make her cry, chances are it is your fault. If you ever come across an Gülçe, Buy her flowers everyday, dance with her, and never ever stop loving her because the Truth is...You'll never ever come even close to having a stronger, purer, happier relationship than with the one and only Gülçe! After All... Gülçe Does mean "Love"

X: IAM very sad. I need help you.
GÜLÇE: WHERE ARE YOU?

Gülçe by Haveyooubeen November 20, 2021

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