eco-douche 

With hybrid automobiles, recycling bins on every corner, energy saver lights, and "green" water bottles, it's hard not to jump on the eco-friendly bandwagon. We do love our planet earth after all. But if you take your love of mothernature to a point which jeopardizes every social relationship you have, you have become an eco-douche. If you publicize your hate for people who bathe regularly, you are an eco-douche. If you roll your eyes when you see a person drinking out of the actual starbucks paper cup, rather than a handblown glass jar, you too are an eco-douche. As they say "Bros before hoes." Mother nature is not your hoe.

Leo: Hey man, yesterday Jack kicked me out of his house after I flushed the toilet. He said he only flushes for "number 2."

Andrew: God. He has become such an eco-douche.

eco-douche by smema February 9, 2010

eco-douchebag 

1. The opposite of ecofriendly.

2. Anyone displaying properties of a douche bag in relation to the environment.

Bob just peed in the river! What an eco-douchebag...

eco-douchebag by ezikiel-12 March 31, 2009

exodouche 

The sudden and very appreciated exit of a large group of annoying, loud and obnoxious douchebags from a bar/lounge scene. This particular phenomenon occurs mostly in Hoboken, New Jersey during important sporting events. It can also be seen near Houston street, NYC when a lounge or club becomes too cultural or ethnic for the dbags' taste. An exodouche immediately follows.

I was chilling in my favorite spot fingerbanging my girl under the table when the yells of ten guys at the bar area assaulted my ears. I couldn't tell any of them apart, and they all had on long-sleeved striped shirts. I expected a frat anthem at any moment. Reluctantly I removed my hand, walked up to the bar and told the stupidest looking one that I suck dick for money. The group fled the scene in a massive exodouche.

exodouche by denalipark August 23, 2009

Emodouche 

The rare breed of both an emo and a douche.

Mike: "everybody wants me to be what they want me to be; i'm not happy when i try to fake it. ...oh that's why i'm easy, i'm easy like sunday morning"

Mikes older brother: oh go crawl in a dark closet emodouche

Emodouche by Hope W January 23, 2011