douche coon 

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

douche coon by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

DoucheCon by popculturista June 13, 2008

Douchecon Five 

The top level of douchebaggery. The ultimate douche.

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.

Douchecon Five by casejake26 August 28, 2009

DoucheCoin

Parody of DogeCoin

My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.

DoucheCoin by The Gideon Lion May 8, 2021

douchecookie 

nick williams also known as a firecrotch

nick is such a douchecookie!

douchecookie by blondeness May 13, 2009

DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

DoucheCon by popculturista June 12, 2008

douchecoo

An insult similar to douchebag, insinuating a douchee cooch.

You are too sorry and tired to go out? You're a god damned dirty douchecoo!

douchecoo by Robert Freedom December 11, 2007