Liftitis 

A catch-all diagnosis gym rats use to describe their injuries. Liftitis includes anything from tendonitis, to torn muscles, to broken bones.

Joe: Hey, I'm hitting up the gym tonight around seven, you coming?

Brian: I would, man, but I got liftitis bad in my shoulder. Gonna have to chill for a couple weeks.

Joe: Why don't you go to a doctor, man?

Brian: Why waste the money? All he's gonna tell me to do is ice it and stop lifting. Everyone knows that's how you treat liftitis.

Liftitis by Laezu May 28, 2010

Lifeitis

A description of a person who is unsatsified with their current situation in life and eager for a change. Closely related to the concept of senioritis that often inflicts students close to the end of their academic careers, either at the high school or college level. It is not a nuerosis or a sign of depression, just of someone ready for a change.

I need a change to snap out of this lifeitis.

Lifeitis by Rage King October 28, 2010