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This is another version of 'Olav'.
One does not simply become banisch. There are 3 levels of Banisch:

Ijsselstein Banisch: This is where you drink 3 beers and watch explicit footage on the beamer and make jokes about World War 2.

Pa-Wong-Ha Banisch: This is the level where you drink many beers and eat PA-WONG-HA from Foe-Wah. After this you have sex with your elderly neighbour who also cleans the appartment.

Biafra Banisch: This is the master Level where one becomes Olav. This level you drink many beers AND a bottle of Czar Peter. After this you go online on internet and fight with little children. Also you masturbate in front of handicaped people. After this is done you go home and burn down the appartment.
Whoa look!! He is really Biafra Banisch!!!
Banisch by Ralph Willemsen January 3, 2019
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banishment 

a time when someone is kiked out of any society due to stupidity or just cause no one likes them.
"ur mom doesn't love you, no one loves you, you're now sentenced to banishment buh bye!" counseler hommenm.
banishment by Jakken October 13, 2006
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Thot banishing day 

A national day to banish thots to the thot realm, using the spell "bippity boppity boo, to the thot realm I banish you"
" Hey did you see that thot?"
"Yeah I banished her to the thot realm for the day"
"Why'd you do that?"

"Because it's national thot banishing day"

Banish a White Russian 

Peter: "I have an appointment to Banish a White Russian from my Kremlin."

Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."

Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"

Banished to Brazil 

Worse than death. Worse than Hell. If you are banished to Brazil, kiss your ass goodbye.
Judge-"You are Banished to Brazil."
You-"Oh god oh FUCK."
Banished to Brazil by grumbus August 22, 2020
to get rid of forever. one day you decide to shun your girlfriend once and for all.
bitch, quit calling me, you ARE banished!
banished by projectmcl June 26, 2004

telenovela banished 

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.
M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"
telenovela banished by channel_panel November 27, 2019