Papelón 

A huge mess. Usually used when a problem arises and gets out of hand.

Omg, qué papelón.

Girl, did you see the papelón he formed?
¡Mi vida es un papelón!

Papelón by Eaaaah December 8, 2018

pepeloni

(noun) Vtuber haachama / akai haato's mispronounciation of peperoni from a stream.

Haachama: "ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes."

pepeloni by hororaibu shrimpu January 25, 2021

Paperone 

A person who chaperones a PAP smear

Nurse in resident clinic: Any special needs for your patients today?
Doctor C.G. : Yeah, my second patient this afternoon needs a paperone

Paperone by AGRODEO August 4, 2022

Papelboner 

The excited feeling you get when Red Sox releiver John Papelbon comes in to save a game in the ninth

Oh man, he struck out the side again, I have a full fledged Papelboner right now

Papelboner by Steve T. May 10, 2006

Jonathan Papelbon

kick ass closer/future ace pitcher for the Boston Red Sox; wears number 58 and has a 100 mph heater and nasty splitter - is also the best pick I ever made in a fantasy draft and is the reason why Beaner can't beat the Leprechauns for shit

Jonathan Papelbon has 15 saves in 15 oppurtunities for the Red Sox

Jonathan Papelbon can strike ur ass out with his eyes closed

Jonathan Papelbon by andy40250 May 30, 2006

Papelbon  

(v) - To straight up end something completely...to put something to an end. To finish / close something ... To stop something from happening

"I pulled out my 9 and papelbon'd those heads"

"I'm about to papelbon the last cup in beruit"

"My girl didn't put out, so I Papelbon'd the relationship"

Papelbon by Derek AKA Debo May 12, 2007

papelboner 

1. n. The insanely large erection you get when Jonny Paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.

2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.

1.oh fuck dude that Papelboner just tore through my boxers.

2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight

papelboner by Colin G. November 26, 2007