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Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines 

He is the waffle, He invented the waffle, He is a waffle, and One of the few waffle masters sent by the angels from heaven. He is the meaning of life and your savior.

His hearlines is a gift sent by the Hear Gods.
servant 1:"Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines", Oh no it's a terrible sight.

Master Yousef: What is it my subject?
servant 1:I'ts... it's your HEARLINE...
Someone who talks a lot of rubbish and doesn't really know what they are saying most of the time
Waffler: Last week i ate salt for breakfast
Other kid: Ayo stop waffling
Waffler by Rexcify April 11, 2019

bonus waffler 

A chintzy gift regifter. When one receives a chintzy gift or bonus gift from a rich, chintzy gift giver and then turns around and gives the chintzy gift away to another rich, chintzy gift giver.
I hate to be a bonus waffler, but I hope this bonus waffle sends a clear message that chintzy gifts are offensive.
A waffler is someone who rambles (commonly referred to as waffling) about things that aren't relevant to the situation or conversation. Commonly used within Ireland and the UK.
Chap: So yeah that's why the football is cancelled today.
Waffler: Yeah I'm going to eat some noodles after school.
Waffler by WafflerNPC September 28, 2022
Is when someone rambles on about something or someone.
Mostly said in many rural parts of Dublin,Ireland.
John is such a waffler.
Waffler by KanoA3Z October 27, 2012
A Waffler is a legend of the CB radio that never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. Well travelled to all parts of the globe, their stories have the uncanny ability to get under the skin of any member of the Boy Cunt Crew. Wafflers are renowned for their philanthropy work and the production of some of the finest self saucing cucumbers the world has ever seen.
Too good Waffler, too good.
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."