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Tumblrweed 

Noun.

When someone who has been brainwashed by tumblr makes an attempt at a pun. Similar to the word tumbleweed. 99.9% of the time the pun is ridiculously unfunny, to the point where everyone goes silent with cringe, creating the perfect situation for a tumbleweed to roll by. It is called a tumblrweed because the social website Tumblr is notorious for god-awful puns that for some reason everyone on tumblr finds halarious and socially acceptable to say around normal people. People who make tumblrweed puns make them constantly, so much in fact that you want to roundhouse kick them in the fucking face. You can tell when a tumblrweed is going to come, because as soon as the tumblr addict opens their mouth, everyone else pinches the bridge of their nose and let's out a groan in preparation of the awful joke that is sure to come.
Tumblr addict - "Hey, wanna hear a joke about ghosts?"

Person 1 - "Ugh, shut the fuck up..."

Tumblr addict - "That's the spirit!"

Person 2 - "Your tumblrweeds literally make me want to throw you in a wood chipper."
Tumblrweed by monkeytickler23 October 24, 2014

Tumblrweed 

How Tumblr will look after deleting all the NSFW content
"Have you been on Tumblr recently?"

"Yeah, it's so dull there, there's nothing but tumblrweed blowing around these days"
Tumblrweed by Ip12 December 6, 2018

tumblrweed 

1) (verb) To surf or post on Tumblr while under the influence of marijuana.

2) (noun) One who tumblrweeds.
John is such a tumblrweed, I can practically smell his herb through my screen.

Uh oh, I was tumblrweeding late last night, I'd better make sure I didn't post anything top crazy.
tumblrweed by 3chordme April 10, 2015

The Mexican Tumbleweed 

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.
Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

Topeka Tumbleweed 

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.
Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.
Topeka Tumbleweed by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

tennessee tumbleweed 

plastic shopping bag (walmart style) blowing down the road as litter.
that d@mn tennessee tumbleweed blew on to my motorcycle helmet and made me wreck.