Percentist 

Having a bias against someone because of the percentage (generally low) of a particular race they are.

Chris told me that I cannot use the dark brown thumbs up emoji because I am only 2% African, he's such a percentist.

Percentist by 2% in the right places November 30, 2018

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.

Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

Law of the Lesser Percentile by Con Land September 9, 2018

Perceptisonic Lag 

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

Perceptisonic Lag by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

PerceptIS 

an IT support company, that works exclusively with Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OH. This company is probably the worst IT service provider in existence. The continually wrongly diagnose problems with computers, usually assessing that they issues are more severe then they actually are. No matter the desperation you find yourself in, do not resort to taking your computer there to be repaired, as they will usually damage it further, or be of no help, however they are prompt to bill you!

Kid 1: Dude did PerceptIS get your computer fixed?
Kid 2: No, i brought it in because i was missing the "F" key, but they ended up setting it on fire and now its a charred pice of garbage.

PerceptIS by CaseKid May 7, 2008

percential

Pertains to value percentage. The quality of assigning a percentage value to one's attribute worth. Originates from Mary J Blige's usage in her song "Your Child."

She's one-hundred percential.

percential by Adam Kramer March 21, 2008

Percentatize 

The act of putting percentages together into sub-percentile catagories to come to the true percentage.

Hey dude why don't we percentatize the percentages so we can see what the actual percentage might be...

Percentatize by VT Alum April 3, 2009

First Percentile 

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.

Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.

First Percentile by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022