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RaccoonEggs 

Once there was a man that fuckd a raccoon and 9 months later an egg was laid. 2 weeks after the egg was laid a wery small raccoon-man was born. Over the course of several weeks the small raccoon man grew with enormous speed.
He grew up to become a brainfuckd, youtuber, trashtalking pice of RacconEggs.
RaccoonEggs you racced pice of shitt! -Fitz (2018)
RacconEggs you weed smoking bastard! -Zuckles (2018).
RacconEggs i putt you in the tittle so i can make money. -TobyOnTheTele (2018) (JohnOnTheRadio).
RacconEggs you are equaly high as me. -SwaggerSouls (2018)
RaccoonEggs by TwinkleMe November 1, 2018
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RaccoonEggs 

RACCOON- ONE EGG
Waiter- get this pest out of here
RACCOON- *looks at a picture of burnt popcorn and wheezes*
raccooneggs is 19
RaccoonEggs by RealMeowTastic March 15, 2019

raccooneggs 

Scientist 1: "OH GOD I'VE MADE RACCOONEGGS!"
Scientist 2: "DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
raccooneggs by freddyfazcow25 October 6, 2018

RaccoonEggs 

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber who mostly makes CS:GO "funny" videos. Other than that, he also makes tutorials, such as "HOW TO GET PUSSY" and "HOW TO SURVIVE A RACCOON ATTACK". His tutorials are just a prank bro, don't try them at home.

Also his real name is Ezra.
RaccoonEggs is the most humorous youtuber
RaccoonEggs by oakkent January 27, 2018

Raccoon Eggs 

The only YouTuber who can actually make someone die of laughter. Recently started to blow up (January 29th) And plays with others such as Fitz. He has he funniest sense of humor!
ShitBird: I never Laugh

Fuckface: Watch this video by raccoon eggs.

ShitBird: *Shits on desk*
Raccoon Eggs by Xx_Gatlin_Xx January 29, 2019

Racooneggs 

A youtuber who plays with Fitz, Kyroz, Toby on the Tele, and the yeet man, swagger souls. Racooneggs is a very helpful person.
hey, I accidently killed my best friend. but then I watched racooneggs video on how to bring the dead back, so he's alive.
Friend: What do you mean by Accident?
*fires a bullet into friend* aight im gonna go get him back.