Vanzandt 

A rare but interesting name for a guy. He can sometimes be cool and chill, and at other times be the saltiest person on earth. Most of the time he's funny and stupid, but stupid in a good way. He has a special disliking for people named James. Sometimes, he sucks.

"That guy is such a Vanzandt."

Vanzandt by Potato-of-Wisdom October 1, 2018

Vanzandt 

To Screw Someone Over On Purpose

"I pulled a Vanzandt and told the teacher"

Vanzandt by Ron Swanson123 March 5, 2014

Vanzandt 

A super mean person and hates people with the name James for no reason

Vanzandt does not like James

Vanzandt by anoymous0507 October 2, 2018

Vanzandt 

He is a cool dude who is very nice and is sometimes very dumb.

He is Vanzandt

Vanzandt by anoymous0507 December 3, 2018

Vanzandt 

He is a really dumb person and dresses like a nerd

Vanzandt is dumb.

Vanzandt by anoymous0507 February 12, 2019

Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues

Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

--

Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

Townes Van Zandt by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009

Danny Van Zandt 

Liberty's brother on the show Degrassi: The Next Generation. He can often be found pimping himself out to the fine ladies on the show and hating on the other ugly ones like Terri McGreggor who he tells to go choke on a pot roast.

"SERVED!" -- Danny Van Zandt

Danny Van Zandt by Amy the great June 11, 2006