monkeys tail 

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

monkeys tail by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

curl a monkey tail by A^C July 27, 2006

Growing a monkey tail 

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

Growing a monkey tail by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

snap off a monkey tail by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

Montgomery Monkey Tail 

Verb. When a gentleman chokes a woman at the time of orgasm, making the woman's anus tighten up, making things a whole lot better for the man

Jerry: Dude i gave a girl a "Montgomery Monkey Tail"!
Bob: Dude thats awesome

Montgomery Monkey Tail by mildbill May 2, 2010

monkey tail 

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!

monkey tail by tony January 28, 2004

Monkey Tail 

a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.

it has been so long since i crapped, when it comes out it'll be a monkey tail.

Monkey Tail by FthisS August 11, 2009