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Let me get some bamboo to roll this up with.
bamboo by George January 18, 2005
Bamboo is the same as broccoli in reference to weed but is not a direct slang for weed. This term is used when wanting to reference weed in an indirect, obscure way that only certain people will understand.

"Bamboo = Broccoli" and "Broccoli = Weed", but Bamboo does not equal Weed.
"Hey you been smoking that bamboo?"
"Yeah, this broccoli got me gassed."
bamboo by haisthetic December 14, 2016
Bamboo is a grass which grows fastest in the world. It can grow up to 3 feet in 24 hours. But it starts growing after more than a year. The explanation is that it needs strong roots which take long to grow. If it started growing the body of it without a root, it would fall down and never grow upward!
China used bamboo to make many things in their life, it is like bamboo is their heart.
Bamboo by CHESS BRO October 5, 2020
A politically correct curse word. Modeled after an episode of Man VS Wild in which Bear Grylls attempts to craft a windsurfer out of bamboo. After unsuccessfully attempted to break off pieces of bamboo for a long time, he screams out "AAAARRRRRGGGGG BAAAAMMMMMBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in pure frustration.
Woman, I told you my knight elf was mining! Bamboo!
Bamboo by PureRawmance December 10, 2010
An Asian's morning wood.
person 1: "He had such a hard on this morning."

person 2: "He's asian right?"

person 1: "Yeah?"

person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"
Bamboo by HHOT August 24, 2012
A word describing a female of Asian decent. Usually used when the female is found attractive.
I walked through the door and found myself in room full of bamboo!
bamboo by Miller Sanchez June 30, 2007