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sights-to-sausage ratio 

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.
The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

no stranger to the sausage bin 

Penchant to practicing sexual acts of the oral variety on a member of the male gender.
Catherine Ocean was no stranger to the sausage bin, but when the jocks caught on to the the fact that she had over seven STDs displayed prominently on her face and started turning her down, she got depressed and became no stranger to the biscuit tin.

theres always two ends to one sausage 

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

sausage to taco ratio 

The amount of guys compared to the amount of girls in a group or place.
Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.

sausage to taco 

A code for sex.
Person 1: Hey, do you want some sausage to taco?
Person 2: Sure, it looks delicously arousing.

This is sausage to me 

Person a: did you know that you can fit a raccoon up your ass?
Person b: bro, this is sausage to me