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roaming gnome 

The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
roaming gnome by udm111 February 25, 2010
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A pretty chill ass name...Just not as cool as Raju
Person 1:Yo my name is Romii
Person 2: That's cool dawg, but hey Raju is cooler name
Person 1: yeah...
Person 2: Romii pretty chill too, but you know Raju definitely gonna get the girl cuz he a mack daddy!
Romii by Whosyourdaddy123 January 17, 2012
Strolling around the street aimlessly, without a purpose or direction
Jenkins "I was roaming for like 4 hours last night"
"Jenkins you need to stop going roaming in the middle of the night you flog!"
Roaming by haydos22222 July 22, 2014

Roaming Dome 

Devan- "Hey, can you give me a ride to school?"

Calvin- "Only if you give me Roaming Dome on the way there."
Realm Rank 11 Cleric on Dark Age of Camelot, Albion Morgan le Fey. This is his job.
Hi my name is Roamin and I am a Realm Rank 11 Cleric, wanna fuck?
Roamin by Greeny November 21, 2004

Roaming Rule 

The Roaming Rule applies to all relationships, just like with your mobile phone network i.e 02 - when you go abroad, you turn off roaming charges...! When you go away with the lads...'roaming charges' are off...
Girl: "I can't believe you shagged another bird in Magaluf..."
Boy: "Doesn't count, the Roaming Rule comes into play when the plane touches down..."
Roaming Rule by Woolfy47 May 22, 2015