PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.
Blood product that consists of small cell fragments. They clot to prevent bleeding. Given to patients with severe injuries, surgeries, and cancer. Often confused for plasma.
"Dude, I donated platelets yesterday."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."