Mycog

A person who is severely intoxicated while singing karaoke who steals the mic and thinks they are Beyoncé. They wake up and realize they are Nickleback unplugged.

I went to karaoke last night and was a total mycog.

Mycog by Dictation vibration July 14, 2018

mycoxaflopin 

another word for viagra, or lack of it

ive got no viagra so mycoxaflopin

mycoxaflopin by dee September 23, 2003

Mycosexual

One who is turnt by hearing mushroom identifications

I became a mycosexual when I entered the mushroom identification forum

Mycosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

mycoholic 

Completely addicted to mushrooms. A person that feens hard for all things mushrooms ... Completely addicted to photographing , identifying, eating, and even licking (with tongue) all things mushroom related. They crave shoomy friends and experience withdrawal when they have to go to work or when it snows ... They are the kind of people that use mushrooms to mimic their genitalia. They think, eat, sleep, drink, dream, and bathe with one thing on their mind.

Mushrooms are bae, I am a mycoholic .

mycoholic by Myco_melfie_cutie January 25, 2018

MYOGDB 

An acronym for "Mind Your Own God Damn Business"

Person 1: "Hey man, you smell! Why don't you wear deodorant?"
Person 2: "Hey, why don't you MYOGDB?!"

MYOGDB by [Nathan] August 19, 2008

mycohottie 

A sexy mushroom lover. A person with a proclivity for mushroom porn. One who may lick mushrooms or decorate their bodies / hair with fungus . Also sometimes called fungus-freak.

Dayyum she a mycohottie with her fungus-freak hair .

mycohottie by Myco_melfie_cutie January 20, 2018

mycosexual

One who is turnt on by mushrooms.

Saw a mycosexual at the park . She was getting freaky with fungus

mycosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 18, 2018