Skip to main content

Midgetness 

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness
Midgetness by NinjaMunky August 25, 2011

Midgette 

A tiny and annoying yet adorable creature. They are very rare to find, and hatch out of pink and purple eggs found around nuclear waste sites. They are extremely vicious and prone to biting and scratching. Once a midgette is tamed, though, it is a very docile and cute pet, until other creatures encroach on its territory, upon which it becomes a very angry and violent little thing. Midgettes love to eat berries and chocolate chips topped on vanilla cream, and enjoy tiny little swings in bird cages, and are also known to be softer than baby birds.
Awww, look at that cute little midgette. F**k!!! It just bit off my hand!!!
Midgette by Whothehellknows21344 December 27, 2009

Midgetler 

A tyrannical and or fascist person of small stature whom.

1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.

2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.

3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.
Man, I can’t believe that those little ”Midgetlers” expect us to rebuild this whole fricken place. What are the odds we'll get lucky enough they'll pull a double Villechaize on themselves?
Midgetler by Gavin B July 20, 2009

Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.
Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized
Midgetized by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009

midgetmetalhead 

A scottish
guy from youtube who's SO cute. His name is James.
That guy's almost as cute as midgetmetalhead from youtube.
midgetmetalhead by carol1991 December 9, 2009

Midgette 

A female midget or dwarfism afflicted person. Often attractive for fetish purposes.
"Hey man did you see that chick grinding Trevor's shins?"
"Yeah dude, total midgette."
Midgette by Vasheir August 28, 2016