An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.

Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?

Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.

Curley Sue Disease by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 31, 2023

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Curleycetts

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Charlie my dog has curleycetts

Curleycetts by Daggett007 June 12, 2018

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Curlese

Curlese is the sweetest lil' girl you'll ever meet. Don't let her exterior fool you though she's highly intelligent (she has a higher grade point average than you), extremely hilarious, gorgeous. Sometimes her sense of humor can lead her to come off as wacky... but she loves to have fun, make jokes, and she's always the life of the party.
Friend: Curlese , What's up?

Curlese : *laughter* the funniest thing just happened to me!

Friend: Curlese , What's up?
Curlese : *laughter* the funniest thing just happened to me! She is loving and caring etc.

Curlese by Curlese November 19, 2023

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