A Shanley 

A person who makes poor life choices.

Person 1: dude I banged a chick I never met before without a condom last night!

Person 2: Dude your such a Shanley.

Also see Shanley’d

A Shanley by Nohawk900 January 7, 2020

pulling a Stanley Uris 

its a joke between the it fandom from when stanley uris killed himself on a bathub, usually when someone is really sad and goes to take a bath, or wishing them to kill themselves (please dont do that)

def. 1 i dont feel good, im going to take a bath

oh so your pulling a stanley uris rn?

def. 2 you are so annoying karen, why dont you pull a stanley uris?

pulling a Stanley Uris by ReddieBear May 6, 2020

Pullin-A-Stanley 

When a man cums really quickly, as he is entering or before. Refers to when Stanley from the Tv series Skins nutted when he was making out with michelle. Also known as Extremely bad Pre-mature Ejaculation

Sarah: How was it with Luke last night?
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more

Pullin-A-Stanley by YS3 September 14, 2012

A Stanley

Jerking off in a Tree Stand while hunting

Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!

A Stanley by StopLampTime October 30, 2018

Pull a Stanley 

To pull a Stanley means to not turn in the work that is due in class or to not due the work at all.

To pull a Stanley could also mean doing it 6 weeks after it is due.

"Have you done the assignment?"

"Nah, I think I'm just going to Pull a Stanley on it."

Pull a Stanley by Moon Cub October 14, 2019

I'm going to pull a Stanley 

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed

I'm Going to pull a Stanley if you dont stop

I'm going to pull a Stanley by richie_the_alt September 2, 2022

Stanley is a cunt 

Stanley is a fat neek and a divout christian fuck and think he is god-like compared to anyone with a different opinion and is the best at making a good boy facede so everyone likes him fuck you stan fuck. you.

stanley is a cunt also a bitch

Stanley is a cunt by Josh, you’re a diabetic faggot October 31, 2020