Single Ready to Mingle 

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"

police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

Single Ready to Mingle by sukmadick February 27, 2012

single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people

i am single and ready to mingle

single and ready to mingle by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014

i am a single pringle ready to mingle 

This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.

hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.

i am a single pringle ready to mingle by Catzwithdonutzarecool June 11, 2018

single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

single and ready to mingle by QuacksO December 19, 2019

legal, single, and ready to mingle

when a single person becomes 18 years of age and is ready to legally date.

"Hey tom are you legal yet?" "i'm legal, single, and ready to mingle"

legal, single, and ready to mingle by zachariah smith October 21, 2008

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle 

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time

I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018