Shit Spanker 

Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.

Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.

Shit Spanker by bradsbadluck September 2, 2018

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker 

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018

shit shanker 

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

shit shanker by supersab September 6, 2010

shit shanker 

The art of or to shit shank, shank over a shit or to be have shit all over you as you are the shank

im going to shit over that shank

shit shanker by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

Shit Shanker 

When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.

Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.

Shit Shanker by N Made July 25, 2023