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Rapid Weiner Wacking 

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?

Waples the Weiner Wacker 

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.
Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

Weiner Wacking 

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.
Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.
Weiner Wacking by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Wiener Wackin' 

1. The act of explaining something(Any noun) simple in an overexaggerated manner or in a way that no one would care about even though the one speaking may think so.

2. Showboating it in the same way.
3. When someone makes an amateur mistake while partaking in any action and causing a mass inconvenience for those around the person.
~Commonly used in conjuction with the phrase, "Herpin his/her/their derp..."
Example for 1:
Guy 1: "Wow! Check out these awesome purple shoes! They shine! They better too since they were $120 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Whats Guy 1 freaking out about?"
Guy 3: "Ugh he's just wackin' his wiener about his shoes. Whatever...(Guy 3 puts on a uncaring and sarcastic face)"

Example for 2:

See example for 1. Same rules apply.

Example for 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is he doing? The enemies altar is over there! He's fuckin' wiener wackin' and breaking the flow of the game! What's his damn problem?!?!?!?"
Wiener Wackin' by Domo <3 February 18, 2011

Wiener Wacker 

A wiener wacker is a female or male who bashes penis in an oral way,hand action or could be inserted into a Vagiana (pussy) or taken up the bum (Anal)
"Adam had a good wiener wacker off a random lass last night"
Wiener Wacker by WienerSausageAb December 29, 2016

weinerwacker 

A person who jerks off at a specific time everyday.
When Dan asked Anthony "Where is Kurt Thompson?"

Anthony responded: "Kurt Thompson is a Weinerwacker, he always jerks off at 3:30pm everyday"
weinerwacker by anthony gweeen January 1, 2009