pedgeness 

The act of being really enthusiastic and completely annoying at the same time.

Pedge: "HEY MATE HOW YA GOIN'? HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? IM REALLY HUNGOVER!"

Kyle: "Pedge. Your a discrace to my race. go and paint that green bin red. make sure that you do with a significant amount of pedgeness."

pedgeness by SEAMAT! March 30, 2011

new pageness

a phrase of win to be posted at the top of a new page on forums. only one can claim and if two people post it, it is considered a fail.

ex: user4567: new pageness!!

user9898: congrats

new pageness by Sanity is so Overrated January 21, 2009

Peeness 

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

Peeness by affleck April 29, 2009

peeness 

needing to go pee

used in a sentence{Go pee or your peeness will fall out.}

peeness by Rachel December 11, 2003

peeness 

When you have to pee really bad and you're talking about it.

If I sit like this I can't feel the peeness.

Note: someone actually said the above sentence without realizing what they had just said

peeness by Princess Crime Mob January 11, 2005

High-peeness 

High peeness refers to Happiness in a sexual way. i.e. the erected state of the male genitals.

What do I want in life? High-peeness, just like everyone else.

High-peeness by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

Pengness 

Used to measure how hot a girl is from a scale of 1-10.

Hey what would scarlett johansson on a scale of 1-10, pengness wise?

Pengness by Ultimate Puller 1237 July 28, 2017