Fuck Me Up 

Fuck me up can be used literally anytime.

Fuck me up stacey, that jeep is sexy.

Janet I want this burger to fuck me up.
Oh fuck me up, he's so spicyyy

Fuck Me Up by fucmeupstacey November 6, 2017

Fuck Me Up 

Way of exclaiming an intense (typically positive) reaction that pertains to a person, place, food, performance, etc. Usually used in the LGBTQ community, but not restricted to it.

Damn, that queen’s lip sync performance really fucked me up! She did cartwheels and splits and her wig never moved once.

Shit, that guy is so hot. His abs are fuck me up.

Fuck Me Up by nobodynohow May 27, 2018

fuck me up fam 

A commonly used phrase in the meme where the person is getting their hair cut and the barber asks them what they want and they don't care what they get

Barber: What do you want?
Me: just fuck me up fam
Barber: Say no more.

fuck me up fam by Reid Furlong December 28, 2016

fuck me up tbh 

They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.

Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"

Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"

fuck me up tbh by DevotedToDestruction January 10, 2017

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch 

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass 

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX October 4, 2008

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016