Skip to main content

Grippage 

Being charged an exorbitant amount of money for something trivial, almost to a point of being ripped off. The origination of grippage comes from the pain of over paying for something that it feels like your balls are figuratively being gripped.
You spent $100 on that whack ass haircut? Man that is grippage.
Grippage by FishAtWork August 14, 2018
Related Words
The area that forms between a girls legs and her ass when standing in an upright position.
"Check out the gappage on that chick" or "Oi fellas, you could park a mini in her gappage, have a look!"
Gappage by Scottyp September 17, 2003
Uber driver who crashes the car frequently in London.
He crashed his car as he was suffering from gimpage
Gimpage by Blob knob October 26, 2018
Noun: angle of lifting of butt cheek to allow silent and comfortable escaping of gas from the bottom
Insufficient gappage will produce a deafening bottom bark.
gappage by CathyV April 28, 2011
Moving quickly finding a new route maneuvering though gaps before they close
Driving down the motor-way weaving in and out of gaps forming the most efficient quickest route
Performing gappage
Gappage by rc193 January 29, 2009

grippage 

When one's scrotum sticks to his boxers or briefs due to excessive perspiration or ambient humidity.
I need to fix my grippage before I can stand up.
grippage by downwithpants February 20, 2008