Giftbasket

(verb) The act of dragging a celebrity that is grabbing a giftbasket behind your car whilst driving, thus ending their life. It is very helpful to do this before performing at a concert, to get rid of the pre-show jitters. It's like a massage, only you kill somebody.

Ronnie: Hey, I used to watch that guy on tv when I was little!

Brandon: Let's giftbasket that mofo!

Giftbasket by mrsflowers June 24, 2011

Petaluma Gift Basket 

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.

Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.

Petaluma Gift Basket by Chefload December 21, 2012

Communist Gift Basket 

A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.

Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket

Communist Gift Basket by ActualAmerican May 18, 2010

Texas Gift Basket 

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

Texas Gift Basket by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Dutch Gift Basket 

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.

I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket

Dutch Gift Basket by headstrong May 18, 2013

Canadian gift basket 

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.

Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

Canadian gift basket by Street sweeper April 11, 2015

Male Gift Basket 

A gift basket containing only a single gift, usually from a male.

A re-used gift basket once containing several gifts, now containing just one gift...usually wrinkled, no tissue, paper, and occasionaly for the wrong holiday.

What else is in the bag, oh nothing, looks like a Male Gift Basket

Male Gift Basket by CrazyPoorWhore April 18, 2011