Avocadopia 

A state of bliss that some people achieve upon consumption of food containing avocados.

As I entered the party and gazed about the room, my eye was caught by a small white bowl sitting upon a table of appetizers. The gleaming green of the bowl's contents radiated from the vessel of my desire. In that instant I could see nothing - or no one - else in the room. It felt like I was drawn to the object of my desire by a verdant tractor beam. I picked up a delivery mechanism (I think it might have been a lightly salted restaurant-style corn tortilla chip), and scooped an impossibly large amount of perfectly prepared guacamole into my mouth. I instantly felt the glow of total joy spread throughout my body and expand into the oneness of the universe...I had arrived at my familiar state of AVOCADOPIA. Without thinking I reached out for more...

Avocadopia by Avocadopia May 3, 2010

Nikocado Avocadoism🥑 

This is a religion were our god is Nikocado Avocado

The religion all started when Nikocado Avocado fought with his partner named Orlin while crying and eating noodles and chicken. This glorious moment represented love. By fighting with your partner shows how deep your relationship is. This historious moment led to many different iconic traditions being made. Some of the traditions are having a fight with

your partner while eating. Annother tradition is having a pool noodle fight with your partner. If you don't have a partner just cry while eating noodles in front of a camera. These traditions are held every sunday. Him risking his relationship with Orlin was to show his loyalty to us Nikocado avocadoister(those who are in the religion). Because of this we have to show our respect and loyalty to Nikocado Avocado by doing traditions every sunday. We also have to obey all of his commands. Our enemies are Orlinisters, their religion is Orlinism. Their god is Orlin. If you ever encounter an Orlinist, remember to use special op attacks made by our godly god (Nikocado Avocado)info in the server. If you disobey and missbehave then you get teleported to Orlin's basement, which is a torture. Orlinisters will torture you with their non-op attacks. They will only itch but it will still be a torture. REMEMBER TO PRAY 𓀉TO OUR GOD EVERYDAY INFRONT OF A NIKOCADO AVOCADO SHRINE WHILE SINGING ''Niko is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss🙏🙏''

WE BELIEVE IN NIKOCADO AVOCADOISM🙏🙏#BADDIES #NOODLES🍜 #POOLNOODLE #CANCELORLIN🤬🤬

Niko🥑 is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss💏💏#NIkocado Avocadoism🥑🥑

SAY YOU ARE MY NIKOCADO AVOCADOIST🥑KÆÅÅH🐽#Nikocado Avocadoism🥑

NIKOCADO AVOCADO SUPREMECY🛐🛐#Nikocado Avocado🥑

BUY NIKOCADO AVOCADO MERCH TO SHOW MORE RESPECT AND LOYALTY🥑

Owners and creators of the religion are boobaddicted69 and baldluffy(on tiktok basically)

You can reach us through discord: boobaddicted69#8916 or Boobaddicted69’sLover#4857

We^^ are the most powerful after our god Nikocado Avocado of course in this religion

To join the religiom you'll have to reach us on discord and you'll be added to the server, there is also more information in the server

Nikocado Avocadoism🥑 by Boobaddicted69 and baldluffy March 24, 2021

avocadorider 

A person who rides a avocado

Person1: hey wanna AvocadoRider

Person2: sure

avocadorider by Thickerest cube February 2, 2021

AvocadoPlays

AvocadoPlays is known as a (hopefully) slowly rising American content creator. She is known for things like Minecraft and video games in general, and refers to her fans as her AvocadoCrew

Some guy: hey dude

Some dude: what's up?

Some guy: have you heard of AvocadoPlays?

Some dude: Yeah, I love her content! :D

AvocadoPlays by AvocadoPlays July 28, 2021

avocadian 

Avocadian refers to people who are largely ignorant about language in general but still like to “inform” people about language. Some are rather belligerent in their ignorance and won’t accept any criticism or correction. It also describes any so-called “language troll” who is either trying to mislead, misdirect or misinform genuine language enthusiasts. This word is a pejorative for anyone who wishes to knowingly mislead people as to the true origins of words, terms and languages.

Avocadian: "Copenhagen literally means 'buy a harbour!"
Better informed person: "Omg, you're such an avocadian... Copenhagen originally comes from Old Danish 'Køpmannæhafn', which means 'merchant's harbour'"

avocadian by Dipdlip July 6, 2017

avocadian 

A person who thinks they're knowledgeable about linguistics and perpetuate misinformation.

Avocadian: Catalan is a dialect of Spanish.
or
Avocadian: French is the most pure language.
or
Avocadian: AAVE is broken English.

avocadian by Ode2Order July 10, 2017

avocadonivore 

A person who overeats the average consumption of avocadoes on a daily basis.

Tahjana McCoy came up with the word as she kept on eating avocadoes all the time.

I am such an avocadonivore! This is my third avocado on toast today!

avocadonivore by anonymous January 10, 2021