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the doctor scholl's 

Derived from a situation in which you are cock blocked by an asshole friend. While he is fucking the girl he stole from you, steal his shoes and jerk off on his insoles.
Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!
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Scroll Stopper 

A picture so interesting (whether it be an amazing cosplay, an attractive person, or other) that it makes you stop scrolling on social media to stare at it and maybe give it a like or comment.

Scroll Shock 

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.
Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.
Scroll Shock by Truthzor August 28, 2012

Scroll Stalking 

When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.

Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"

"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."

Scroll-Stopper 

1. When you see a hot photo on Instagram and it causes you to stop in awe.
2. When you stop scrolling on Instagram to like or comment on a photo.
3. Interesting and/or beautiful content on Instagram.
1. Everything in her feed is a scroll-stopper.
2. OMG, she’s so beautiful. Everything she posts is a scroll-stopper!
3. You should follow him. His feed is full of scroll-stopping content.
4. That photo of you and Jenny took in Partywith was a real scroll-stopper.
Scroll-Stopper by _partywith September 22, 2018

Side Scroll Slut

A party ho that happens to grace the sides of every web site, especially Facebook. When you scroll down there are just more of them telling you to come check out there new web site or the latest penis pill.
Man, I'd love to check out my Facebook notifications, but there are all these Side Scroll Sluts distracting me!
Side Scroll Slut by sabiansix October 26, 2009

The Doctor Scholl's 

When, after engaging in intercourse with a woman, one, unbeknownst to the woman, ejaculates into her shoes.