technoking 

When a person giving a blow job wants to make a person with a penis feel better about having a tiny penis so they pretends that they are choking on it when, technically, they are not.

My date pulled up in a Tesla so I'm pretty sure if I blow him tonight, I'll have to be technoking.

technoking by DrewDouglas March 15, 2021

technoking 

Elon Musk's title at Tesla, the position just above Master of Coin

Elon Musk is going to the moon as Technoking

technoking by lastminisnow March 15, 2021

technoking 

daddy Elon's official corporate title, as of 2021-03-15

Did you hear that Tesla no longer has a CEO? The role was replaced with the "technoking".

technoking by jmizr March 15, 2021

TECHNOVIKING 

A bulked up German viking dancing on the streets of berlin at the fuck parade. can be seen on Youtube

He is so superior that his name must be written in CAPS.

Get outa here, TECHNOVIKING comands you
All hail TECHNOVIKING

TECHNOVIKING by Eloij October 5, 2007

technoviking 

A hero of our generation. Bow down to the force that is.....the TECHNOVIKING.

TECHNOVIKING doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.

technoviking by DrNordo January 25, 2008

technoviking 

An internet meme created on theforum.com thanks to a video of the Berlin Fuck Parade of 2000 in which a large muscle-bound German man asserts his authority upon the people and dances to demonstrate his power. He is, technoviking.

All hail technoviking.

technoviking by esvee October 7, 2007

Technoviking 

The new Chuck Norris

Technoviking wins.

Technoviking by Numaga March 4, 2009