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son of a cunt 

When a situation has escalated past the point of using the mild term "son of a bitch" it has become a son of a cunt.
"son of a bitch Johnny the brakes on the car are not working", "son of a cunt Stan here comes a semi truck!
son of a cunt by smendez April 4, 2010

Two ends of a cunt. 

Irish slang term & insult.

Used to describe a person of ill repute, nasty, beligerent and ignorant, lacking in manners and tact.
That Connor beats his wife he is the ''Two ends of a cunt.''
Two ends of a cunt. by Terry O'Neill February 22, 2010

cunt of a thing 

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.
That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.
cunt of a thing by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007

son of a cunt licker 

1. A person who has a parent or parent's who like to lick cunt.

2. Another way of saying son of a bitch or son of a fuck.
A son of a cunt licker is generally a person you do not like. Some guys like to do this and some do not. Some girls like to do this and some do not. Some girls like having this done to them and some do not.
son of a cunt licker by Brian1299 December 27, 2008

cunt of a bitch 

I can't stand him or that cunt of a bitch he calls a wife.

cunt of a thing 

can be used to describe something or someone that is not doing what they should. mainly used when swearing at machinery,cars etc.
occasionally used to describe persons that are intolerable.
This cunt of a thing won't start.
That dopey Cunt of a thing chris has done it again, been lurking around fucking everything up, making a real ass of himself.