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Komer Syndrome 

When an individual enjoys masturbation in public places. Most often truck stop restrooms and random senior living facilities.
I've got a bad case of Komer Syndrome. I'd better not go with you to visit your grandmother in the nursing home today.
Related Words
1. The anti-wingman, the one who fucks it all up right when you're about to score.
2. The guy nobody wants to see at parties but keeps getting invited anyway.
Damn, everyone keeps telling Barry to keep that pest Komarov at home but that never stops him.
Komarov by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 29, 2021
A chem teacher who wears Hawaiian shirts on Thursdays, likes puns, and occasionally tells long stories that either end with a pun or relate to a chem topic (or both).
Note a koker will use peanut butter sandwiches as a simile for almost all types of bonding.
(Jonah walks into chem class with a Hawaiian shirt on Thursday)
Grant “your such a koker”
Koker by epicgamer22 January 23, 2020

ELISA KOMES 

A beautiful women I'd love to get to know. First time I saw her, she stole my heart. I believe everyone out there has some type of Elisa, beautiful, funny, and intelligent.
Do you have an Elisa Komes?

Yeah, I love her!
ELISA KOMES by THE415MAFIA June 2, 2018

Koishi Komeji 

Wait a sec. Who was she?
Koishi komeji is my favorite Touhou despite me not knowing who she is!
Kameryn is the most loving,beautiful,and loyal person EVER🥰. No matter what she is always in your life and will never leave you! She can care less about what people have to say about her and don’t care about what people think. Kameryn is a good friend and always gives you her all! She shines out above the rest . She will prove you wrong, She will make sure she haves what she wants ✊🏾! she is not gonna let no one get in her way EVER! Kameryn is the most wonderful person that will be in your life. If you have a Kameryn , you’re lucky , dont lose her. Don’t hurt her . Dont make her leave you! She is not easy to let go of and she is always someone you can run to no matter what 🤩. Kameryn will neva leave you in the dust 😇. She is caring and kind and smart 😻. Everyone should want a Kameryn 🙃
Person: “yo i love kameryn
another person: “same. she so nice
Kameryn by imspeakfacts April 23, 2019