Toby Keith 

Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration.

After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.

Toby Keith is a loudmouthed, ingorant piece of shit.

Toby Keith by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006

toby keith 

see cock gobbler
also see ass muncher

hey ya'll, waatch mee steeck theeis lizard skein boot up ma' ass.

toby keith by yo_daddy March 23, 2005

Toby keith 

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music

Toby keith by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005

Toby Keith 

Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.

Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit

Toby Keith by Negro Sandia August 28, 2005

toby keith 

Toby Keith is a fantastic singer. He stands up for what he believes in and supports our troops! Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue, Beer For my Horses, Should've been a cowboy, I love this bar, and American Soldier are a few of his #1 songs.

Oh and justice will be served and the battles will rage
this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
you'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass it's the american way!!

toby keith by TOBYKEITHFAN4LIFE February 14, 2005

Toby Keith 

1.Unlike what most uneducated half-wits think, Toby Keith IS NOT a racist, redneck, piece of garbage. He is actually VERY patriotic and is one of the few people left in this country who IS PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND SUPPORTS THE TROOPS WHO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM EVERYDAY.

2. Songs that prove this inlcude... Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue; American Soldier, Beer for My Horses, Cryin or Me, among others.

3. He also writes his own material, unlike most of the pop pieces of garbage who make careers writing the SAME song over and over with different words.

4. His songs have meaning and feeling and are about real life situations(i.e the soldiers overseas and the loss of Wayman Tisdale in the song "Cryin for Me").
5. While Toby didnt serve in the military his father did as said in the song "Courtesy of the Red, White and blue' and has also served countless USO tours over in Iraq and Afghanistan supporting our troops.

Toby Keith is a great singer but an even better American, because HE ACTUALLY STILL LOVES THIS COUNTRY AND SUPPORTS OUR MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR THIS LAND.

Toby Keith by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010

toby keith 

The best singer who ever lived he has the best songs and is a great american modle...we should be like toby keith because he stands up for what is right and he supports USA in times of war

Hey lets go see Tk
ok i love him!!!

toby keith by Shelley K June 21, 2005