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Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.
Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.
Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

homosexualitus 

Homosexualitus is a contagious disease which can be spread only by another homosexual.
Dan, you better stay away from Steve because he has homosexualitus.
homosexualitus by Handjack6969 August 20, 2011

State Enforced Homosexuality

Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

homosexuality 

When two people of the same gender love eachother.
homosexuality by alijojojooo September 20, 2005

Homosexuality 

1-The number one way to prevent overpopulation

2-Something every teen is accused of
Example 1: being accused
Tim: Richie likes soccer

Rob: What a Faggot
Ricchie: Fuck you soccer is awsome and its called football bitch

Example 2: Homosexuality
Tim: Hey rob now we made so everybody thinks Richies gay
Rob: yeah now nobody will think we're gay
Tim: Wanna have gay sex
Rob: You know i do

Tim: Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!