Kempel

Verb; kemp, kemped, kemping.

1. The act of sabotaging a group or objective.

2. Killing your own teammate.

3. Failing, performing below average.

“Don’t Kempel this mission up.”

“I just got kemped (team killed)”

“I’m kemping right now”

Kempel by Xero1320 November 11, 2017

Kumpel

A German word meaning

1. pal, mate, buddy etc. Plural: usually Kumpels.

2. A coal miner. Plural: usually Kumpel.

1. Ich treff mich heut Abend mit meinen Kumpels

2. Bei einem Erdrutsch wurden zehn Kumpel verschüttet.

Kumpel by Aquifex August 28, 2010

kemuel

A person who is many positive things: goodlooking, loving, kind, honest, sweet, sensitive, encouraging, funny, loves God, hard working, thankful, outgoing, supportive, and doesn't give up.

"Kemuel he is one of a kind."

kemuel by BigBootywitaBigheart December 22, 2016

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich 

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich by redlesley June 11, 2009

Mark Keppel High School 

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

Mark Keppel High School by Jormungar November 21, 2009

Ellie Kemper 

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.

Ellie Kemper is a great person.

Ellie Kemper by asebak February 28, 2010

Kemmel Straight 

One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.

Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.

Kemmel Straight by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021