Based on the urban
legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a
human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.
A Kermit Diely is essentially a love
child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.
Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this
guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The
queen's agreed to be their first
child's Godmother.