Coffey 

A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."

Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"

Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."

Coffey by Mr. Kohfay February 3, 2010

Coffey 

Coffey - a surname given to your everyday homeslice. Calm, reliable and relatable, Coffey's never pull above a 4.

Coffey! My homeslice you pulled another 3!

Coffey by Juicy Jasper January 24, 2017

Coffey 

Family of drunken morons. Think they know everything but thats so not true...very selfish

those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks i have ever met in my life.

Coffey by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

Coffey 

aka a flid (meaning retarded or spastic) talks about stuff that doesn't make sense

Coffey kicked a pigeon and said im Hench ! and then after asked his friend for cookies making no sense of the situation.

Coffey by Mr Butt ( D for dead donkey July 20, 2010

Coffey 

Sometimes mistaken for 'Coffee' when it actually has nothing to do with the drink. In most cases using the term "Coffey" refers to a one Trish Coffey, in which a sexual joke will be made towards her, or already has been

"Yo I asked Trish coffey who the boss was and she replied "You are, You are." I replied " No bitch Tony Danza is." and I donkey punched her, that was the end of that

Coffey by The secret man January 14, 2009

Coffey 

A attractive big female with the lips of a frog. Looks like Lizzo 🍒

Hey Mrs coffey can you give me a blowjob

Coffey by COOPER FORTUNE January 19, 2022

Coffey 

A random thing on the Internet that likes math and dislikes central Asians.

"Don't be a Coffey, it causes lung cancer."

Coffey by C0ffey April 6, 2023