Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing...
basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant,
sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping
disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see
that girl, she’s got such bad
Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”
“
I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
