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Howdy, is that your hoopdy/? classic!
hoopdy by Dogvideo June 11, 2022

hoopdy-swoops 

British slang for basketball.

Also spelled "hoop-dee-swoops"
"Cheers mate, up for some hoopdy-swoops?"
"Gawd, I love to be swooping, but I dint put my hoopdy-shoes in the boot"
hoopdy-swoops by rintrah January 22, 2012

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc 

Today it can be any car or vehicle used as personal transportation. But it was originally used to refer to classic 70's or 80's era large American cars (impalas, new yorkers, towne cars and so on...), usually found in the ghetto and in poor condition, that has been "pimped out" with garish paint, animal print interiors, wheels too large or too small and so on. They are often roomy, comfortable worn-out gas-guzzlers.
Man that hooptie ride is bitchin.

The tail pipe fell off my hooptie.

A really hoopy frood

In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams, hoopy is defined as "a really together guy."

A frood is defined as "a really amazingly together guy."
An example from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy which discusses the importance of towels is as follows:

"Hey you, sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!"
Basically, a piece of shit car. Usually cheap and/or broken down. Can be any size, make or model, but must (or should) be embarrassing to drive for some reason, such as when you bump the stereo all the plastic "effects" you have hot-glued to the exterior rattle, instantly betraying the cheapness of your bling.

A hoopty can be anything from a '78 Cadillac Brogham with the panels missing in front of the brake lights (but replaced on only one side with duct tape), to a fine purple two-year old Hyundai Elantra with three spinner hubcaps and a vanity plate that reads BBY GRL.

The term has also been used in certain circles as an insult to one's boy or girlfriend, as in scrub or hoochie mama.
1. Can you believe he be gettin' all mad whenever somebody lean up against his old stupid hoopty.

2. I can see now you ain't nothin' but a hoopty.
hoopty by Cello March 11, 2005

Hoopdaddy 

A man who is excessively talented at seducing woman for their crouch areas. The king of vagina
"He sure got to my pants fast, I should of guessed he was a hoopdaddy."

or

"I've slept with so many woman, I'm such a hoopdaddy!"
Hoopdaddy by Thereyougo. April 3, 2010